yup the above line suits this alien guy....WIMPY...aka...ARPIT...alien because of his deeds. man its impossible to understand this guy..Following is an example that illustrates his paranormal behavior....
my watch said 2.30...wimpy was talking to his bandi...a long monotonous talk was on its way...suddenly his bandi told this alien about her craving for pizzas which she was having from the past 2 days....now this guy promised her that she will get one in another hour or something...i was awestruck by his confidence as who the hell would serve him a pizza at this time of the night...but he had confidence in his voice and only god knows HOW..this guy dint even had a single penny in his pocket or atm for that matter but he promised her that he would deliver the same....but his bandi told him firmly not to go out at this time and so he had to abide by his eve's order....and so they continued to talk till late night with arpit's mind still hovering over how he could get her a pizza..
so the next day arpit went to dominoes and ordered a MEDIUM SIZED CHEESEBURST FARMOUSE WITH EXTRA PANEER ALONG WITH A SPRITE....man i hate this guy...iske khud ke paas patties khane ke 5 rupe hai nhi aur uske liye 455 rupe ka pizza deliver karvaya...after all this....i just wanna say.......
IF ONLY I COULD BE YOUR GAL, WIMPY...
and hence the title....
posted by:
harsh bansal
ya mann.....harsh u r absolutly rite...dis mann is simply crazy in al dese stuffs....he alwayz knws hw to woo a gal..he alwayz found sm jerky ideas ....n belive me mann ..it alwayz works....smtyms he helps me out also...actually nt smtyms bt almst evry tym...... ahh... whimpy ...u rock mann.....by da way...tu pay kaise karega.....lolzzzzz...
ReplyDeletesaley i've already paid for that...
ReplyDeleteTum logon se udhar leta hu toh kya sabse loonga huh...
Well thanks for all these things mentioned above. I really don't know how to woo a gal as u said above...
I just do what my heart says... never go with my mind coz it THINKS .,..
hmmmmm...... kabhi yeha bhi pizza bhej do aapiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ReplyDeletegud hai!!!
ReplyDeleteactually i could imagine that abt u Mr. Arpit kapoor.
but real thing wld have been to get a pizza at 2:30 itself u cld hv checked airport or railway station!!lol
harsh dis article was reallY a gud one,,,,,,,,
ReplyDeletedat day i too was wid him, nd he really wantd to surprise his gf... he also told d waiters to write with sauce " ILU " on d pizza if it wer possible....
ReplyDeletebut still , he was very keen dat d pizza be delivered l8 at nite..!! he is realy crazzy in ol des stuff! :D
thank u all of u anyways but i am nt like that ...
ReplyDeletethankss kanika di..
ReplyDeletethanks harsh for writing such a wonderful article on me and i must say that i am not like what they all have said about me...
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